His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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