I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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