he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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