CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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