Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We have so much sex to catch up on
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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