i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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