you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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