I think I won the penis lottery.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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