My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
