ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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