i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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