Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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