i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I supernannyed him into submission
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