My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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