I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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