absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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