Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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