Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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