So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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