I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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