Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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