no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
