...so i touched it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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