New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just puked most of my soul out..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How naked do you want me to be?
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