That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I party with great urgency now.
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