I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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