Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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