Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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