i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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