I hate all girls vehemently.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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