Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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