the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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