o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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