yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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