i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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