My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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