I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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