i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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