sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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