Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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