I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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