Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
So. Much. Porn.
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