I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just found a bag of teeth...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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