theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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