Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
