I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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