i don't like sucking hair
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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