Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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