paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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