Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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