Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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