Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Every concussion has its silver lining
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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