Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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