My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
