Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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