High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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